Welcome to Camp Should-A-Been!
What would the American Idol season outcomes have been if we
viewers had voted solely
on performance? A lot different than they actually turned out, that's for sure. Here
at WhatNotToSing.com's legendary
Camp Should-A-Been, we turn this hypothetical fantasy
into...uh, real fantasy, disguised as reality. Plus we throw in a few laughs along the way.
We replayed the first seven seasons of AI starting in June of 2008, one episode per night.
From 2009 on, Camp has opened every year on the first day of summer to replay the just-concluded season.
Fanbases, shmanbases — every elimination here at CSAB was based solely on the
cold, objective, and fanbase-resistant Web Approval Ratings we compile at WNTS.com.
Sing well and you advance, stumble even once and you run the risk of a long, lonely ride
home on the dreaded Bus Of Shame.
A compete introduction to Camp Should-A-Been and the rules of the competition can be
found in our editorial library.
Read it before you check out the results, or else the goings-on might not make much sense.
...A classic two-horse race...and this time, they run all the way to the wire.
(June 10-June 23, 2008)
...Familiar faces with an unfamiliar result.
(June 24-July 11, 2008)
...You might guess the Final Three, but can you predict the winner?
(July 13-July 20, 2008)
...Billboard says America got it right. Our camp counselors say pshaw.
(August 3-20, 2008)
...Who says nice guys finish last?
(August 24-Sept. 11, 2008)
...A suspenseful, tight competition
though everyone knows who's going to win
(Sept. 14-Oct. 2, 2008)
...Help! One of our Davids is missing!
(Oct. 5-Oct. 23, 2008)
...Plants! Drama! Trainwrecks! Meatloaf! Season Eight had it all.
(June 21-July 7, 2009)
...The AI9 Replay: Great seats still available!
(June 20-July 8, 2010)
...Lake Trainwreck: where all the judges think all the singers are above average.
(June 20-July 5, 2011)
...Warning: Covering a certain British singer may be hazardous to the judges' health.
(June 21-July 8, 2012)
...Is it over yet?
(June 21-July 10, 2013)
...Well, at least Jennifer Lopez enjoyed it. We have visual proof.
(June 21-July 8, 2014)
...#SingingWell but #TrendingBadly
(June 21-July 7, 2015)
...Selling the drama...and everything else that's not nailed down.
(June 21-July 4, 2016)
-- The staff of WNTS.com